BUTTHURT ASSESSMENT FORM [a professional legislation by Dr. Topiary; butthurt analysis expert]

BUTTHURT ASSESSMENT FORM [a professional legislation by Dr. Topiary; butthurt analysis expert]: BUTTHURT ASSESSMENT, a professional legislation by Dr. Topiary; butthurt analysis expert.
What emotions were running through your head upon butthurt?
What initially caused you to start acting like such a faggot?
Explain briefly what should happen next in order to quell the butthurt:

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